Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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