the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
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I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
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to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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