I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
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Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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