i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
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How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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