I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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