I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
When are your genitals available?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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