Apparently you make a good broom.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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