Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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