hell yes lets make some ravioli
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Randomize
