I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
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somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
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He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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