i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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