Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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