Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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