he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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She swung at the pinata with crutches
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
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Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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