"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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