We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
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He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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