Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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