All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
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My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
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Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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