Do you still have your period?
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
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Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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