At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
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Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
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