Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
You were trust falling into bushes
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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