he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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