And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
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I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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