She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
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I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
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Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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