you guys were way drunker than both of me
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
did you just send me my own nude
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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