We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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