: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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