did you get engaged???
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
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This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
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Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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