i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Randomize
