I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
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I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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