I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
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i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
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If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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