Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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