i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
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she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
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Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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