It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
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Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
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Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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