After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Drake has all the answers
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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