Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
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So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
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I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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