Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
there's paper in my vomit.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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