your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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