I have demons in me.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
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Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
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I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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