it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
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I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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