it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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