we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
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Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
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Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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