This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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