Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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