We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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