ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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