Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
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she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
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Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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