Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
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Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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