Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
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just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
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So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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