But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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