Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
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You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
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I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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