my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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