Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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