I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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