I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
Randomize
