I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
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I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
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The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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