My friends, they love my intelligence
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
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After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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